fight: scissors " Back you fiend, back!"
scalpel: " En garde. Tu est un imbecile!"
T square: thoughts " Just because one of you can cut metal and the other can't doesn't mean there should be a duel..."
" Don't make me call the stapler over to break you two up!"
.. apparently the stapler is a bit of a bully but he's better at breaking them up then the hammer who would just make it worse..
